Dirty Secrets

In list-format, no less:

01.) I’m not a Prince fan. And yes, I’ve listened to a lot of his music. I just don’t get it.
02.) I haven’t read Catcher In The Rye, and haven’t really been inclined to do so, either.
03.) I wish I liked porn as much as everyone else does.
04.) I pretend to understand WAY more than I actually do. Pretty much all the time, about most everything.
05.) I don’t think Bob Dylan is all that exciting, either.
06.) I’m jealous of most other people.
07.) I have a terrible understanding of grammar, and can’t spell anything without spellcheck to save my life.
08.) Almost everything I hate is something I’m guilty of, myself.
09.) I’m not as extremely Left Wing as I’d like to make myself appear.
10.) I’m absolutely terrified of being alone.

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One thought on “Dirty Secrets

  1. >Prince is for women-and only a small population of women at that. 3 people really like porn and everyone else is pretending. Bob Dylan-I like him but his voice annoys me. I'd love to have him over for a dinner party and see if he really does talk like that. We are all faking how much we know-you are just good at it ;-)

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